{"id":192,"date":"2006-09-14T16:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T14:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/2006\/09\/14\/my-favorite-pet-hate-tele-marketing\/"},"modified":"2006-09-14T16:07:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T14:07:00","slug":"my-favorite-pet-hate-tele-marketing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/2006\/09\/14\/my-favorite-pet-hate-tele-marketing\/","title":{"rendered":"MY FAVORITE PET-HATE: TELE-MARKETING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(ring-ring)<\/p>\n<p>Hello, is this mr. Krabat I am speaking to?<br \/>Yes it is.<br \/>I am calling to you from xxx company in Madrid. You come referred to me by a collegue in London, whom I understand you have recently spoken to in connection to talks of investment&#8230;<br \/>I have not.<br \/>You have not spoken to my collegue in London about investments?<br \/>Your collegue called me.<br \/>You have not spoken about investments?<br \/>(Looong pause, in which I refrain from repeating myself)<br \/>Ah, so, Kenneth, have you ever invested in the stockmarked?<br \/>We are not familiar, so you may address me by my last name.<br \/>Ah, okay, Mr. Krabat, have you ever invested in the stockmarked?<br \/>No I have not, and I am not interested, so please do not call me again.<br \/>(Slam, phone down, back to work)<\/p>\n<p>(ring-ring)<\/p>\n<p>So, why are you being so rude, Kenneth?<br \/>We are still not familiar, so you may still call me by my last name.<br \/>I can call you anything I like. So I call you prick. Because that&#8217;s what you are.<br \/>(beep beep beep)<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><a href:\"http:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\">v\u00e6rkstedet cirkel<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(ring-ring) Hello, is this mr. Krabat I am speaking to?Yes it is.I am calling to you from xxx company in Madrid. You come referred to me by a collegue in London, whom I understand you have recently spoken to in connection to talks of investment&#8230;I have not.You have not spoken to my collegue in London &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/2006\/09\/14\/my-favorite-pet-hate-tele-marketing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;MY FAVORITE PET-HATE: TELE-MARKETING&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[265,266],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-pet-hates","tag-tele-marketing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krabat.menneske.dk\/kkblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}